I was called , in , waiting. no problem , years and years, waited , looking at the sky, for cloud formation , for rains.

Saab bulate ( calling ) , went in , saab , sitting, behind table , me , no chair , no. stool , teek hai (alright) , i squat on the floor , years and years , have squat on floor , ,right from childhood, eating food , no alu gobi parata , like city wala., eating only dal roti .

Sarkar pooch tha hai , so , your agricultural income , is up from Rs 5 lakhs to Rs 50 lakhs
in 5 years , hanji .

Look, dont say Hanji Hanji all the time , say Yes Sir , Yes Sir , sab , then I will be thinking of 3 bags of wool .

Enough bakwas , how many Acres you have , Sab , what Acres , Bhiga man , zamin , no acres , sab , only phool adaan

What pot , sab , don’t say Pot, it has different meaning , phoola daan, flower pots , 50 flower pots , kya , Rs 50 lakhs from 50 pots , from kahaan pe , Sab on my CHATTI , the roof, on my house , Kya , what did you grow , Onions , Sab, Pyaaz.

Kya , Rs 50 lakh from onions , han ji , sold it in Delhi , price gaya oopar , from 5 Rs to 100 Rs per Kg .

Raid kiya , thera ghar me ek Karod mila , o bhi , cash , kaise aya , Sab , aaj toh , ek karode sab ka ghar me rahega , us ke ghar me , iske ghar me , sab ke ghar me .

Kya saboot hai , i know Sab , aap pooch ne wale hai , idhar hai , mera floppy disc , usme dhki iye 50 pots, 50 onion plants and kehte dari income , of Rs 50 lakh .

Bakwas bund karo ( shut up ). Hawaldar, isko leke bund karo. ( put him in the cell) , Kaun sa cell sab , vo nahi janta sab , i will tell, it should be 007 .

Na , sab , ” Kitna golia bach gaya re ” , i did not say sab , was only soch tha tha , mera dimag me , what said in some film , Isko batade hamara Power kya hai ” .

Agla din , a , gaya bahar , Bail pe , out of Jail , right out of the gate , i was lifted on the shoulders of my supporters , garlanding me with, 5 KGS of Onion Mala.

JAI KISAN , JAI JAWAN , mai ne nahi kaha , mera 500 Sathiyan and the sara mohalla goonj uta , ma – kasam .
JAI JAWAN , JAI KISAN
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